My Bring Your Kid To Work Day Story

When a Bring Your Kid To Work Goes Wrong; Document 1

Not far not far ago, in a galaxy not far not far away, is the planet Earth. Not only is this Earth, but Earth thousands of years from now. To make it simple for you, scientists know when the sun will explode, and there is future stuff that you can imagine. Anything from hovering portable (now movable!) toilets to hover houses. Bobagabo Trump is now president, actually ruler of the world with the Nobel Peace Prize changed to the Trump Peace Prize, and the great World War IV changed to Trumps Are Winners No Matter What War. What time is it? 1738. Just kidding! It is 4017, April 28. Now, let’s get this story started. It all started with a kid named Jeff.

Now, now, Jeff was an opaque kid. He is a 12 year old kid with blond hair. He has a mom named Jemmy, a dad named Joe.  Jeff also had a brother named Jek who is a really smart techy guy for age 18. Most people called them the J family or the Jamsterdam family. Oh, by the way, Jamsterdam is their last name. They all live in a hover house with 6 windows, a basement and a second level. The family wasn’t that rich like Donald Trump or Bill Gates, so they couldn’t afford a mansion, much more, a hover mansion. As for Jeff’s chores, he mowed the lawn and washed the dishes. Actually, he didn’t mow the lawn or wash the dishes. They had no lawn and had self cleaning dishes. Welcome to our world.

……………… Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! “Uah!” screams Jeff. “Ugh. Why me Jek?! WHY did you have to set the volume of the super accurate alarm clock volume to 10,000,000?! Ow. My ears hurt.” On the other side of the room, Jek laughs and falls out of his hologram bunk bed, in a laughing fit. “Ow, my tummy!” Jek says between tears of laughter. “Welcome to my world, Jeff!” still laughing. (Heard that phrase before?) “If there is any place I would go, it wouldn’t be YOUR world.” Jeff replied. As they got off their bed and the floor, a pair of grabber arms clamped on a blue Polo 20.0 shirt, an emoji underwear and stripped them on Jeff. “You have an emoji underwear?” laughs Jek. The mechanical arms closed in on metal jeans, Jeff’s favorite hybrid. “Well, at least a have metal jeans to cover it!” he exclaimed as the robotic arms slid the pants through Jeff’s leg. “You are ready to go.” said a disembodied voice.  Jeff whizzed down the stairs to the breakfast table and grabbed a box of Cheerios 2.0 from the metal closet with a Force Shield Advanced Times 5. He quickly poured a decent amount of milk into a bow with a built in lightweight dish scrubber. He gobbled it all down in one gigantic gulp. Then, Jek and Jeff ran out to the holographic driveway where their dad, leaning against a Mustachio Advanced Hover Car with an installed hyperdrive in its turbo engine was waiting for them. Guess what day it is!

“It’s bring your kid to work day! Common! I don’t want to be late today!” said Joe hastily. He opened the metal doors enhanced with force shield generators for the boys to get in and off they zoomed! Suddenly, Jek mentioned that Joe forgot his work folder. “Go get it son! The hoverboard is in the secret compartment between your seats!” Joe yelled. Jek opened up the compartment and took out the hoverboard. He pushed the car doors open, threw the board out, and jumped onto the board. Jek set the hoverboard to 100 speed. He sped back to the house. Once he arrived at his destination, he hopped off the hovering board and disappeared into the house. Minutes later he darted back to the Mustachio Advanced Hover Car. “Here you go, Joe! Your welcome!” said Jek handing Joe the folder.

Meanwhile, in the hallways of the We Make Everything! Corps building, two mysterious figures entered with a CRASH of glass. “Hehehehe. This is my favorite part! Kicking through glass.” “Shush you nitwit! There could still be guards here!” “At least we have tasers.” “Well tasers are nothing to the guard’s electro staffs! So let’s just be quiet!” “Yes sir!” “I said shush you nincompoop!” “Sorry…” “That’s better.” “Now, follow me!” Scurry scurry. Scurry, scurry.

“YES! Finally we are here! That was like, a million light years!” exclaimed an exasperated Jek. “Now that we are here, let’s get the move on!” hurried Joe. “Did you bring the taser advanced and the force shield generator?” whispered a scared Jeff. “Yeah! I brung them just in case if we run into trouble!” stated Jek proudly. A disembodied voice asked, “Please scan your identification card for: We Make Everything Corps: Where the dumb people go make things from Z - A.” “Jek, really? Did you have to change it?” stormed Jeff. Jek, still laughing said, “Maybe that’s probably why Joe took the wrong box and instead of pouring in Cheerios 20.0, he poured in explosives that are milk flammable. Good thing they were Coke and Pepsi bombs that I bought. Joe had to take a shower with soap 30.0 Advanced for 10 weeks!” They opened the… Oh wait, not opened, the sliding doors opened. The triplet stepped in with a few wows and whoas. “This place is...” Jeff was lost in thought. The sight of huge mechanical cranes and huge boxes left him speechless. Why? This was his first time visiting the We Make Everything! Corps building! “This is amazing! We are standing on marble floor! It’s a very rare substance! Only 3 percent of the world has marble!” Jek wowed.

In another place, in Pistachio Mustachio hallway, two hideous creatures stand, cloaked with a black cape. “Is this the place?” Yes, it is. Where they are making the ultra powerful, Super Orb!” “Super Orb? “What is that supposed to do? Shouldn’t it have a more longer name like Doominator Dark Orb?” “How did you get that name?” I watch anime. I have watched volume 1 and 2 of Great Angel.” “YOU WATCH GREAT ANGEL!?” Steam was pouring out of the creature’s ears. (Really. They have a special bone in their ear that pours out steam. Their ears are not made of cartilage. See? Little science lesson.) “I just like watching angels because they are so majestic and cool. Even the baby angels!” “This topic is disturbing. Stop talking about it! Angels are disturbing.” “Fine.”

“Boys? Why don’t we move on. We can wow at these later. Right now, I have to go to work,” huffed Joe. The boys ran off, fooling around in the hall, using gravity boots to walk on the ceiling and playing taser tag. ZRZRZRZRZRZRZRZR. “Got you!” “Ahhh! Why do you have to press the taser really hard?” asked Jeff. “Because, it only tickles you and it won’t be that fun,” replies Jek. “Let’s just stop for now,” insisted Jeff. They started walking down the Mickey Mouse hallway to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse where the rest of the kids lounged. “Let’s not go in there and just venture off,” muttered jek. “Oh no you are not!” boomed a voice that made Jek and Jeff jump so hard the cracked the ceiling. “Kids are supposed to go in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse so they don’t cause trouble. My name is Bob. Not nice to meet you. Now just get in the clubhouse.” he continued. “Why is it call the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse because that was like a baby TV show like back then when… was it Rory Clinton, or Hillary Plankton, oh wait, it is when Hillary Clinton was alive.” “One, you need to study social studies more. Two, well, there is no two. It is just named Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.” said Bob. As soon as the two Jamsterdams entered the room, a girl with the name tag Katie jumped up to them, maybe a little hyper. “HIIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? MY NAME KATIE!!!! YAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” “My name is Jeff and this is my brother, Jek. Nice to meet you.” greeted Jeff. “NICE TO MEEEEEET YOU!!!! What should we do though?” shrieked Katie. “How about if bust out of here!” suggested Jek. “GREAT IDEA! LET’S GO!” yelled Katie. “But wait, on my signal, we go because there is a guard there, the Bob guy.” Jek advocated. “Ready, set, waiiiit. GO!” The trio sprinted out the door and ran into the wall. “Owww.” “Quick, I brought an invisibility projector!” hurried Jek. ZZZZT. “Phew, that was a close one. I thought we would be dead meat!”

Some place…

“Yes, finally, I got my hands on the Super Orb, the supreme power source of this factory. It will take it a good 10 minutes to let it discharge the factory. Once I do that, I can create chaos with this orb! Sonic booms, volcanic eruptions! Ahhh, what pleasure!” “HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHA_ cough cough sputter, noooo! My laughter! It was so wonderful!”

To be continued…