Friday, April 1, 2016

Now Let's Cheer Up The Mood!

Now, now, Arca is moving. He can still contact me through comments, and Gmail. I'm not saying this is something small since he was about to move last time to Texas. They didn't move, it turns out. I AM JUST KIDDING! YOU DID NOT THINK I WOULD FALL FOR THE PRANK RIGHT! Now, let's cheer up the mood with a couple of made up pranks that would be illegal in the family. (Note, I didn't actually do these.) SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!
  • Scare your brother/sister by acting as a bloody murderer. WARNING! This has to be acted on a brother/sister at least 10 years old or less. Don't do it to old people. They could get a heart attack. Put some ketchup on your black shirt, wear a black jacket or turtle neck, wear a ski mask or some kind of scary mask, and hold a plastic and realistic knife or gun in front of your brother and say "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!!!!" Where stilts or cups on your feet. Make sure they are sturdy. Things will get really ugly when you crack the cups based on your mom. Trust me. This will make you look taller. I guarantee that there is a 90% chance that your brother/sister would scream and cry, but realize that it was just you, then tell any of your parents. Then your mother will start to slap your butt.
  • When your brother gets a big bottle of soda, convince him/her to go away for a minute or two. Then, start shaking the bottle with all your might (be on the lookout for your brother or sister, you don't know how curious kids are today.), then offer it to him/her, and go to a safe distance out of the blast range of the soda (make sure you have an electronic with you to record this and send it to Youtube or whatever video site you want.) They are in for a sugary big surprise. Warning! Hide as soon as you are done recording. PARENTS ARE AFTER YOU!
  • Trash your brother/sister's room. Throw their stuff in random places and take something big and valuable to make it look like a burglar/robber was searching through your room and stealing something. Crack the netting if there is in addition to the window and open the window.  Cautions: Make it very quiet. Don't let them see you. Do it while at midnight. Check if your brother is sleeping. (Put a water bottle in their room just in case if they ask "What are you doing?" You can then say, "I wanted water.") Do not do this in a very windy day. If your dad owns a mansion, do not do this. They have security cameras. If your family owns a tiny house (no offense though.), do not destroy anything.

THAT'S IT FOLKS!

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