A Really Weird Story (ONLY READ THIS IF YOU CAN WITHSTAND THE SOUND OF YOUR BROTHER/SISTER/FRIEND FARTING REAL LOUD.)

Once upon a time, there was a kid named Gus. One day, Gus went to school. The teacher asked what’s 1=1. All the other kids were nincompoops, so Gus raised his hand. Then he said, “I NEED TO FART.” Then, green fart slowly came out of his butt and everyone ran to one end of the room to put on the gas masks. However, they were too late and fainted. When the green smog cleared, everyone’s faces were covered with green stuff. The police came and arrested for hazardous waste and assault of normal citizens. The End.