Thursday, March 17, 2016

Today, there is a special occasion, St. Patrick's Day funny picture! It is the ONE and only, funny picture! Here it is!

Today, the Leprechaun roams. Once, the Leprechaun went to our house, overturned chairs, flooded our toilet, and put green color dye in the toilet water. Anyways, the Leprechaun left some glitter in my house. It is not glitter glue though! There is a difference between glitter and glitter glue.

Also, in my brothers class, they built a trap the day before St. Patrick's Day. However, they did not catch the Leprechaun. The Leprechaun left a note saying:
Good luck trapping me!
I escaped with the treasure, but I still left one fake gold coin for you!
My brother's ruler had two Leprechaun footprints! They were so tiny! In addition, Onur made a trap and his plan was to play YMCA music, and the Leprechaun would dance to it.

And then, he said a hammer would come down and bonk his head. Then, Onur would trap him in a box. That was pretty ridiculous. There is also a new Google Logo especially for St. Patrick's Day, which features the L of Google turning into a Leprechaun (oh wait, clover. sorry.) and bounces on the other letters of Google. Here is the logo if you haven't seen it yet.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

My Sci-fi Story!

This is my science fiction story! The words in blue were originally from a book:

In the past they had sometimes been treated to strange three-legged creatures from Venus, or tall, thin men from Mars, or even snake-like horrors from somewhere more distant. This year, as the great round ship settled slowly to earth in the huge tri-city parking area just outside of Chicago, they watched with awe as the sides slowly slid up to reveal the familiar barred cages. In them were some wild breed of nightmare--small, horse-like animals that moved with quick, jerking motions and constantly chattered in a high-pitched tongue. The citizens of Earth clustered around as Professor Hugo’s crew quickly collected the waiting dollars, and soon the good progress or himself made an appearance, wearing his many-colored rainbow cape and top hat. “Peoples of Earth,”he called into his microphone. “Welcome to the Sci-Fi Convention!!!” As soon as the rainbow gates opened, the humongous crowd rushed through the doors. Little did all the people, even Hugo know this was an evil alien trap! Suddenly, the gates were closed with a BANG! Nobody was worried because they were too excited and hyper to see all the cool wacky jetpacks such as the special suicide jetpack with turbo 3,000 A-70 motors that were programmed to blow up. There were many other exhibits with working time machines and blasters of all kind. In the meanwhile, a sickly throwup colored alien with helicopter blade ears inside a cage used his grappling hook fingers to grapple the pavement. He pulled toward it and broke the cage door. “I wale wawahi i keia puka maikai mea e hiki ia oukou ke hoomaopopo mai iaʻu” said the alien. (Translation: I have been waiting to do this! Come on alien fellows, lets raid the party!) He used his goop gun and melted the cage doors of other strange looking aliens such as an alien who had legs as arms and arms as legs with the special ability to make himself inside out. The group of aliens stole an advanced helicopter with cannons that launched other helicopters onto the ground. The squashed each other into the helicopter while others climbed on the helicopter blades. The helicopter zoomed, flinging aliens on the helicopter blade in all directions, and crash landed into the Science Convention. The sickly green alien, or the grafard, pulled out a microphone and yelled, “Hoomana aku i ka mana o ka malihini pae, F.A.R.T. E ku nei no ka mea, momona malihini hoʻi i keia la ma ke ala” (Translation: Bow to the power of the alien group, F.A.R.T. That stands for fat aliens return today by the way.) “NO WAY!” Yelled some random guy. “Don’t say that, you dunderhead! He could have spared our sorry lives!” “Oops.” “Oukou e ae aku i ko makou inaina laila! Ke ahi i ka helicopter pū.” (Translation: You shall suffer our wrath then! Fire the helicopter cannon.” “Yae, yae ris!” exclaimed a blood red alien named rarered that kept on picking up his eyes that dropped. (Translation: Aye, aye sir!) BOOM! A helicopter flew out of the right cannon one feet away from the helicopter and fell down. Kabloosh! The helicopter blew up. After the smoke cleared, the people were looking at the helicopter, dumbfounded. “Oh pono, manawa no ka manao B!” (Translation: “Oh well, time for plan B!” “Uh, what exactly is plan B?” asked an alien named tuto. “Kjjhgdshgshgjsfdj?! Hufhgdfkgdh. Ghfhviervuhfj vbgusbfuvhdghbfshjvh hvfdvdf hvfdsvdf. Pfft. ” said grafard. (Translation: Didn’t I already explain it to you? Oh wait, I didn’t. I guess I shall get the super jetpack.) The grafard went over to the super suicide jetpack and strapped it on to himself. Then he flew up into the air. “Nhhfjdhjsrfkrghsrgsrhgf! Pfft.” (Translation: Now I shall rule over the world!) He was going to say something else, but he never got the chance. The jetpack blew up, but good thing he wasn’t harmed by explosions. He flew 400,000,000 feet into the sky and disappeared. “Now that our boss is gone, what should we do?” said teto. “I guess we try to blow up ourselves into space too.” Said teto 2. They each grabbed a different kind of harmless bomb and blew themselves into the air with a series of BOOMS and BANGS. There were a few kablooies, but they all disappeared into the sky.

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Liang's Birthday Update!

In addition to the other presents, my mom, dad, and my friend, Young got my brother something too!
Here they are:

#1 The Lego Blue Power Jet

#2 4 Chicks

#3 Lego Shadow Trooper Battlepack

Monday, March 14, 2016

Pi Day 2016

Today is...

Just kidding! It is actually...

Today is a special day to celebrate Pi Day!

At first I thought it was PIE day.

FACEPALM!!!!!
(Tell me if I am wrong with the spelling.)

I only remember seven digits of pi. They are 3.151694. Tell me if I am wrong. Anyways, that's it. This is really short. BYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Today's Funny Picture

Yesterday Was... LIANG'S B-DAY

My Brother's Birthday! Happy birthday, Liang!

Today, I got him two presents. I think you know what they are.

Yep! The Obi Wan Interceptor and Homing Spider Droid! Also, my brother is hosting a Iplay America party. The presents he got were:

That is it. He got 100 dollars (about) worth of gift cards. Bye.

Saturday, March 12, 2016

KCAs 2016 tonight!

The Nickolodeon Kid's Choice Awards for 2016 will be live tonight at 8 PM on Nick! It will feature Blake Shelton as the host, and several celebrity guest stars and some of your favorite movies, shows, video agmes, and more! Who will win each category? The answer lies in your hands!

The best thing about the KCAs are that you can vote as many times you want, for free, no age limit or form needed. That was, until today. Voting has now been closed! Kinda a bummer, sice I really wanted to vote for Gravity Falls over and over. I should have done it earlier. But the good news is, the winners will be announced today, Friday night (March 12) at 8 PM on Nick!

During the show, be sure to have your tablets, phones, or computers with you since there will be mini-votes during the show that you can only do then. Kids like me can have a lot of control over the winners, as we can continually vote over and over, and even click on it 5 billion times if you wanted to (and had the time)!

This post as originally supposed to give a link to voting for the nominees, but I later found put that you couldn't vote anymore. That is strange, considering all the years before this, you could vote until the show actually started!

Many things that I love got nominated, including Star Wars: The Force Awakens and its cast, Minecraft: Story Mode, Minions, and even Gravity Falls! Gravity Falls needs to beat Spongebob's 10 year winning streak! That show must finally lose, since Gravity Falls is obviously better! (And if Gravity Falls doesn't win, I hope that its ANYTHING but Spongebob!)

Tune in tomorrow! I will be posting the winners the next day, as I did last year.

To play KCA games, do mini-polls, and watch funny videos and nomination clips, go here: http://www.nick.com/kids-choice-awards/

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