Today's Funny Picture

Oh! Somebody, OH! He needs some milk! Out of all the people, he needs to drink from the holy cow!

Lets have a moment of silence

Xiang's baby chicks died. I feel bad for him. Now that is one reason I do NOT want to have a dog. Also, who owned the dog? Tell them what their dog did, so they might be able to train their dog to behave better. Also, tell them to make sure their dumb dog stays on their own property, not someone elses. Or get a fence.

Our Chicks Died.

A dog killed our chicks. :(

Now, we will bury them...

New Google Logo!

Just making it simple...

Funny Picture

Check Out Our Chicken's New Homes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSSgoJtXm60

Hang In There!

Hang in there guys! We are almost to 5000 views! THEN, WE CAN PARTEEEEYYYY!!!!!!

New Google Logo!

Here is a google logo honoring a lady who had died recently. She helped protest for civil rights. Here it is!

Big News! (Poem included!)

Guess who got in for the Geography challenge? ARCA! Just kidding! The winner is... (scroll down)











































ME!

Also, today was the final day to work on your recycling poem and picture. Here is my poem:

Recycling

Recycling is important

It keeps clean seas

It can also help

Those huge green trees

It keeps the skies blue

Not grey or black

It keeps us healthy

Not going ACK, ACK, ACK!

You should participate

In those recycling programs

To save some animals

Like the big ol’ rams

Oh, those recycling rates

They’re so low

But let's give the rates

A mighty giant blow

Until those rates zoom up

We shouldn’t stop

We gotta keep going

Not give up and pop

Help Earth

Buy a recyclable today

Like a brown paper bag

And you’re helping in this way!

Awesome Hello from the Darkside Star Wars parody

https://youtu.be/UAMyh8DjCrQ

It is an awesome version of Adele's "Hello" song, but with star wars! enjoy

The New Community!

I made a new community and it is a community where you can post random stuff! YAY!
Link:
https://plus.google.com/communities/114252208488549908212

TODAY'S FUNNY PICTURE!

Liang is in this one

Take it!

TAKE THE SURVEY! YOUR RESPONSE IS APPRECIATED!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1zL1lZSVkt1TzIvY1zKv9Othc_rorQELs8MoAr-JORmg/edit?usp=forms_home&ths=true

Today's Funny Picture

Some Amazing Optical Illusions!

Can you see the panda?

Are they moving? (Blink your eyes repeatedly)


Is it moving?

Up or down? (the stairs.)

Want to see more? Search up optical illusions on Google Images. These images are what I think are the best!

Today Is Mother's Day!

Yes, today is Mother's Day. Our paternal and maternal grandmothers came over, so our parents also had to give them something special. I gave my mom a card with a poem inside with 100% off coupons. My brother also gave my mom a card. Then my mom gave my grand moms flowers. And finally, my dad gifted the whole family a lunch at Olive Garden!

Yum! Anyways, there is also a new Google logo to celebrate Mother's day. It features two shoes as Os, and 2 slippers all on a sandy beach. Here it is!

Here is a surprise! Take this quiz to see who your mother is mostly like in Star Wars! Here is the link!
http://www.starwars.com/news/quiz-which-star-wars-character-is-like-your-mom

That's it for today! BYEEEEEEEEEE!!

P.S.
I am leaving to eat at Olive Garden! :)

Xiang Channels: "Kylo Ren Performance" in Animated GIFS! (By Arca)

You probably saw Xiang's video where Liang runs around and waves a Kylo Ren lightsaber in his brother's face. In case you haven't here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4_sTAr5PLY

But today I made the video into several animated GIFs for you guys to enjoy! Here they are:

New Google Logo

New Google logo! it is based on a man named Sigmund Freud.

Today's Funny Picture! CINCO DE MAYO SPECIAL!!! (By Arca)

See this funny picture that I made myself using the Giphy GIF maker. (http://giphy.com/create/gifmaker)

Happy Cinco De Mayo to anyone who celebrates it!

And without further ado, here is a video version of it!

And oh yeah, for Star Wars fans, today is "Revenge of the Fifth". Basically, a word play on the movie "Revenge of the Sith".

Arca: MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!!! Star Wars Day 2016

Above: A poster for the 'LEGO Star Wars:  The Force Awakens' Videogame. It appeared in a special May the Fourth trailer.

Today is a very special day. You may have heard about it already. Today is national Star Wars Day! It is often referred to as "May the Fourth Be With You" because it is May 4 and a play on the famous words "May the Force be with you". Star Wars fans worldwide hold costume conventions, movie marathons, and even social media cupcake contests to celebrate this very special day.

Tomorrow will be called "Revenge of the Fifth" (Get it?) and there are many Star Wars merchandise deals on LEGO sets and other stuff.

I found out in the middle of writing this post that I made the newspaper! You already know that I am the cameraman for my school's live morning broadcast, DDN. But Defino Dolphin News has made the actual news!!! I knew that it would happen eventually since a reporter for the News Transcript (our local newspaper) had come to the DDN studio about a month ago. The newspaper for it finally came! He took a brief video of Mrs. Young giving us a pre-show pep talk and put it on the GM News website.

Also, sorry for not posting for quite a while! Don't worry, the posts I promised to do are going to be published soon, I am working on them. So hang in there!

BBBYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!

New Google Logo ( by Kevin )

Hi everybody! because Xiang is busy, I , Kevin, is doing the new google logo.

Today, the new google logo is this:

...Which is a woman named Jane Jacobs with a city behind her.
Basically, she wrote some books about the future and wellbeing of cities.

May The Fourth Be With You!

Ever heard of that phrase? Yep, it's officially celebrating Star Wars. At any shop, legos are discounted and you get a free First Order Trooper Heavy Gunner with sets $50 and above.

I got one because the special stuff only lasts until after May The Fourth. Today, a "party" in Boston Massachusetts I think is going to occur from 7:00 - 10:00. There is going to be a costume contest, food, and plenty of other fun stuff there. Too bad I can't go because my mom won't let me go at a late time.

I guess Star Wars is so loved by people that there is a holiday for Star Wars. WOW. That's all I know for know. Keep tuned in for more next time and BYE!

Oh, wait, by the way, here is a series of funny pictures especially for Star Wars. Some are customized, others aren't.

New Google Logo

Today is National Teacher's day, the teachers got some soda in the library and lounged around. Well, guess what Google did to celebrate? They put a new logo! (Of course.)

Blog Update! Woohoo! AND ARCA'S NOTE w/ Survey

The blog update includes the following:

A survey! Here is the link!
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/1zL1lZSVkt1TzIvY1zKv9Othc_rorQELs8MoAr-JORmg/edit

Finally, I created the traditional techxiang.blogspot.com logo!

New favicon!

Sweet Background!

And that's it!

Arca: I tried the survey!

It's Da New Google Logo

This new google logo is blue, and features a guy named Claude Shanon who celebrated his 100 birthday juggling the numbers, 1, 0, 0. Here it is:

I went to bring your child to work day to Bristol Myers Squibb. It was really good! YOU HAVE TO TRY THE FOOD. IT IS AMAZING.  Anyway, we learned about the history of BMS and their founders (John Ripley Myers, William McLaren Bristol, and Edward Robinson Squibb.) We did some experiments with Ultrasound and spectrum. ( I found a soggy gummy bear and a shark using Ultrasound.) and learned and learned about spectrum with green, red, and blue LED lights and lasers.  After the events, I got a Lego. (Iron Skull Sub Attack) I got a goodie bag. I got a Bristol Myers Squibb highliter, flashlight, bag, two pens, a hand marker, and bag.

Rotate and Roll| How to get past Level 7

http://www.abcya.com/rotate_and_roll.htm

                                       I think ABCYA's "Rotate and Roll" is WAY simpler than "40x Escape", but even though escaped all 40 levels on the other one, he couldn't get past level 7 on "Roll".

So here is the way to solve it: Just keep using the right arrow key until one of the platforms with a ball on it goes directly above it. Stop and wait for the ball to go in the bubble, then repeat. Keep doing this until all the balls successfully go to the finish.

Hopefully, now Xiang may be able to solve this level!

-Arca

My Bring Your Kid To Work Day Story

When a Bring Your Kid To Work Goes Wrong; Document 1

Not far not far ago, in a galaxy not far not far away, is the planet Earth. Not only is this Earth, but Earth thousands of years from now. To make it simple for you, scientists know when the sun will explode, and there is future stuff that you can imagine. Anything from hovering portable (now movable!) toilets to hover houses. Bobagabo Trump is now president, actually ruler of the world with the Nobel Peace Prize changed to the Trump Peace Prize, and the great World War IV changed to Trumps Are Winners No Matter What War. What time is it? 1738. Just kidding! It is 4017, April 28. Now, let’s get this story started. It all started with a kid named Jeff.

Now, now, Jeff was an opaque kid. He is a 12 year old kid with blond hair. He has a mom named Jemmy, a dad named Joe.  Jeff also had a brother named Jek who is a really smart techy guy for age 18. Most people called them the J family or the Jamsterdam family. Oh, by the way, Jamsterdam is their last name. They all live in a hover house with 6 windows, a basement and a second level. The family wasn’t that rich like Donald Trump or Bill Gates, so they couldn’t afford a mansion, much more, a hover mansion. As for Jeff’s chores, he mowed the lawn and washed the dishes. Actually, he didn’t mow the lawn or wash the dishes. They had no lawn and had self cleaning dishes. Welcome to our world.

……………… Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! “Uah!” screams Jeff. “Ugh. Why me Jek?! WHY did you have to set the volume of the super accurate alarm clock volume to 10,000,000?! Ow. My ears hurt.” On the other side of the room, Jek laughs and falls out of his hologram bunk bed, in a laughing fit. “Ow, my tummy!” Jek says between tears of laughter. “Welcome to my world, Jeff!” still laughing. (Heard that phrase before?) “If there is any place I would go, it wouldn’t be YOUR world.” Jeff replied. As they got off their bed and the floor, a pair of grabber arms clamped on a blue Polo 20.0 shirt, an emoji underwear and stripped them on Jeff. “You have an emoji underwear?” laughs Jek. The mechanical arms closed in on metal jeans, Jeff’s favorite hybrid. “Well, at least a have metal jeans to cover it!” he exclaimed as the robotic arms slid the pants through Jeff’s leg. “You are ready to go.” said a disembodied voice.  Jeff whizzed down the stairs to the breakfast table and grabbed a box of Cheerios 2.0 from the metal closet with a Force Shield Advanced Times 5. He quickly poured a decent amount of milk into a bow with a built in lightweight dish scrubber. He gobbled it all down in one gigantic gulp. Then, Jek and Jeff ran out to the holographic driveway where their dad, leaning against a Mustachio Advanced Hover Car with an installed hyperdrive in its turbo engine was waiting for them. Guess what day it is!

“It’s bring your kid to work day! Common! I don’t want to be late today!” said Joe hastily. He opened the metal doors enhanced with force shield generators for the boys to get in and off they zoomed! Suddenly, Jek mentioned that Joe forgot his work folder. “Go get it son! The hoverboard is in the secret compartment between your seats!” Joe yelled. Jek opened up the compartment and took out the hoverboard. He pushed the car doors open, threw the board out, and jumped onto the board. Jek set the hoverboard to 100 speed. He sped back to the house. Once he arrived at his destination, he hopped off the hovering board and disappeared into the house. Minutes later he darted back to the Mustachio Advanced Hover Car. “Here you go, Joe! Your welcome!” said Jek handing Joe the folder.

Meanwhile, in the hallways of the We Make Everything! Corps building, two mysterious figures entered with a CRASH of glass. “Hehehehe. This is my favorite part! Kicking through glass.” “Shush you nitwit! There could still be guards here!” “At least we have tasers.” “Well tasers are nothing to the guard’s electro staffs! So let’s just be quiet!” “Yes sir!” “I said shush you nincompoop!” “Sorry…” “That’s better.” “Now, follow me!” Scurry scurry. Scurry, scurry.

“YES! Finally we are here! That was like, a million light years!” exclaimed an exasperated Jek. “Now that we are here, let’s get the move on!” hurried Joe. “Did you bring the taser advanced and the force shield generator?” whispered a scared Jeff. “Yeah! I brung them just in case if we run into trouble!” stated Jek proudly. A disembodied voice asked, “Please scan your identification card for: We Make Everything Corps: Where the dumb people go make things from Z - A.” “Jek, really? Did you have to change it?” stormed Jeff. Jek, still laughing said, “Maybe that’s probably why Joe took the wrong box and instead of pouring in Cheerios 20.0, he poured in explosives that are milk flammable. Good thing they were Coke and Pepsi bombs that I bought. Joe had to take a shower with soap 30.0 Advanced for 10 weeks!” They opened the… Oh wait, not opened, the sliding doors opened. The triplet stepped in with a few wows and whoas. “This place is...” Jeff was lost in thought. The sight of huge mechanical cranes and huge boxes left him speechless. Why? This was his first time visiting the We Make Everything! Corps building! “This is amazing! We are standing on marble floor! It’s a very rare substance! Only 3 percent of the world has marble!” Jek wowed.

In another place, in Pistachio Mustachio hallway, two hideous creatures stand, cloaked with a black cape. “Is this the place?” Yes, it is. Where they are making the ultra powerful, Super Orb!” “Super Orb? “What is that supposed to do? Shouldn’t it have a more longer name like Doominator Dark Orb?” “How did you get that name?” I watch anime. I have watched volume 1 and 2 of Great Angel.” “YOU WATCH GREAT ANGEL!?” Steam was pouring out of the creature’s ears. (Really. They have a special bone in their ear that pours out steam. Their ears are not made of cartilage. See? Little science lesson.) “I just like watching angels because they are so majestic and cool. Even the baby angels!” “This topic is disturbing. Stop talking about it! Angels are disturbing.” “Fine.”

“Boys? Why don’t we move on. We can wow at these later. Right now, I have to go to work,” huffed Joe. The boys ran off, fooling around in the hall, using gravity boots to walk on the ceiling and playing taser tag. ZRZRZRZRZRZRZRZR. “Got you!” “Ahhh! Why do you have to press the taser really hard?” asked Jeff. “Because, it only tickles you and it won’t be that fun,” replies Jek. “Let’s just stop for now,” insisted Jeff. They started walking down the Mickey Mouse hallway to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse where the rest of the kids lounged. “Let’s not go in there and just venture off,” muttered jek. “Oh no you are not!” boomed a voice that made Jek and Jeff jump so hard the cracked the ceiling. “Kids are supposed to go in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse so they don’t cause trouble. My name is Bob. Not nice to meet you. Now just get in the clubhouse.” he continued. “Why is it call the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse because that was like a baby TV show like back then when… was it Rory Clinton, or Hillary Plankton, oh wait, it is when Hillary Clinton was alive.” “One, you need to study social studies more. Two, well, there is no two. It is just named Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.” said Bob. As soon as the two Jamsterdams entered the room, a girl with the name tag Katie jumped up to them, maybe a little hyper. “HIIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES? MY NAME KATIE!!!! YAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” “My name is Jeff and this is my brother, Jek. Nice to meet you.” greeted Jeff. “NICE TO MEEEEEET YOU!!!! What should we do though?” shrieked Katie. “How about if bust out of here!” suggested Jek. “GREAT IDEA! LET’S GO!” yelled Katie. “But wait, on my signal, we go because there is a guard there, the Bob guy.” Jek advocated. “Ready, set, waiiiit. GO!” The trio sprinted out the door and ran into the wall. “Owww.” “Quick, I brought an invisibility projector!” hurried Jek. ZZZZT. “Phew, that was a close one. I thought we would be dead meat!”

Some place…

“Yes, finally, I got my hands on the Super Orb, the supreme power source of this factory. It will take it a good 10 minutes to let it discharge the factory. Once I do that, I can create chaos with this orb! Sonic booms, volcanic eruptions! Ahhh, what pleasure!” “HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHA_ cough cough sputter, noooo! My laughter! It was so wonderful!”

To be continued…

New Google Logo!

A random lady. Ha. Haha. HAHAHA!

Rotate and Roll: Try this game on ABCYA! (Arca)

It is a game where you use the left and right arrow keys to rotate the screen and safely get the balls through puzzles! I have only been able to get to Level 23 so far, it gets harder each time! You can even make your own levels. Enjoy! (Xiang: I tried this. I was stuck on the 7 level.)

http://www.abcya.com/rotate_and_roll.htm

-Arca

Who Are You?

Take this quiz to find out!
http://www.bloxi.com/b/Scq8d0q7uz/who-are-you

Raze 4

This is the Raze 4 link. This is especially for my friends Arca, and Young.
http://www.raze4.net/
You can try it too!
Take this Bloxi to rate the game!
http://www.bloxi.com/b/Sm5dqvjz8/what-do-you-rate-raze-4

Would you rather...

Sounds familiar? Take this quiz!
http://www.bloxi.com/b/Scss1h3bhz/would-you-rather

Are YOU Normal?

Answer the quiz to find out!
http://www.bloxi.com/b/Scssvdf4t9/are-you-normal

New Google Logo!

Today, there is a Shakespeare google logo! Here it is!